All children go to the cemetery. Except for Hagen – he is being carried. Anyone for whom this rhyme is completely new is no longer an elementary school child and doesn't have one in their household either. Everyone else knows: These rhymes are the finest children's folklore and are passed down from one generation of students to the next on playgrounds. It's high time that this turned into a children's book! What has emerged is a refreshingly wicked and absurdly illustrated ABC of schadenfreude. The ABC book for well-rested beginner readers!.