Do humans have consciousness? How can we avoid their dehumanization? What should be particularly considered when acquiring, training, and engaging with them? Should humans have their own bed? In a completely confident manner reminiscent of Loriot, the author - or rather, the author's dog - turns the tables and offers very serious and well-founded tips on how a dog can train its human so that living together becomes a true pleasure. With a deep understanding of the mindset and logic of the undoubtedly much smarter canines, he holds up a mirror to us that is both hilarious and enlightening.