Children are something wonderful. Even more beautiful is a chicken coop, thinks Johann König, and brings a flock of excited poultry into his home. After all, with three children, he already has enough work. Especially since during the years of the pandemic, they not only needed to be fed, cleaned, and kept calm, but also educated. That is, the children, not the chickens. Here he tells, in his usual dry and laconic style, how he survived lockdowns, panic buying, and homeschooling, how to deal with the awkward relatives when some of them become bizarre Corona critics, and why such crisis years are still best endured within the family - an audiobook about the most annoying and beautiful thing in the world: la Familia.