Metal Steampunk Dice Set (7)

What happens when a machine that generates thunderclouds over northern Scotland is overloaded? We don’t know for sure. But we do know two things: firstly, you wouldn’t want to be nearby. Secondly, this is how our metal Steampunk dice are made!

Geomancy doesn’t always go according to plan. Nevertheless, our metal dice are crafted with dedication and risk. Steampunk role-playing dice made from metal cannot simply be cast in the Q WORKSHOP factory. We had to resort to alternative methods, so we harnessed the power of thunder and water. We purchased a machine for creating thunderclouds, integrated a dice casting machine, and overloaded it. Now we know two things: firstly, you wouldn’t want to be nearby. Secondly, this is how our metal Steampunk dice are made! The dice fell like hail from the sky. We couldn’t stop collecting them and packing them into our elegant boxes. Made from tin, the metal of Jupiter, they are the pinnacle creation of our geomancers. Then we just had to polish them and adorn them with elegant symbolic wheels and carvings to ensure they fit into the finest frock coat of our customers. They are refined and effective in all games. We recommend our customers a tasteful case for them and perhaps a mechanical lad to carry them, as this is decent metal, not an empty shell.

Nothing works better for women than an elegant man in a well-fitted three-piece suit. Well, perhaps a gallant style and zest for life. A suit is today’s knightly armour, and just as a shiny armour must be free of scratches, so too must the suit - not a single stain is permitted. Grease, petrol, ectoplasm are a thing of the past. Only dragon’s blood is acceptable, and also...