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Hello, hotel! Four tricks you can use to become a VIP in your home
by Thomas Meyer
I'd be happy to help you with the reins, but ...
2.10.2020
Translation: machine translated
In my circle of friends, there are currents of movement like Moses' exodus from Egypt. My values dictate that I help them move. But I expect a minimum level of recognition from the person moving. You ora and I labora, it doesn't work like that.
Dear friend, whom I am to help you move. Your new flat is coming, your will be done, but don't strain my nerves. I am not a slave, not a moving company. I am here on a Saturday of my own free will. So make my martyrdom as pleasant as possible by adhering to these five commandments.
1. give me my daily bread today
I'll get up early for you. Maybe even with a bit of a headache. Love your neighbour. I stick to it, so please do the same. I don't expect much in the morning. A croissant and coffee are enough. But without that, you'll be in a bad mood and won't feel like dragging your box spring down five flights of stairs.
2. you should already be packed
3. you should plan generously in terms of time
"Everything will be ready in no time, no problem. The van is booked until 2 p.m., we can easily manage." No. Don't underestimate the work. Don't underestimate the need for a few breaks. Don't stress myself out with meticulously timed Excel lists. Don't lose your composure if we're ten minutes behind schedule. Don't make any more plans for the day and don't invite people round in the afternoon just to help drink the cold beer.
4. Don't let me put your clothes away
For me, the move begins with packed boxes and ends with packed boxes. I'll be happy to help you set up your furniture and put the boxes in the right room, but I certainly won't sort your clothes by colour. Please do that on your own and in peace over the next few days. You don't need me for that, I'm not here for that.
5. You should work for yourself
All in all, you shouldn't take my whole hand if I willingly give you my little finger. I'm doing this because I like you and would like to continue to do so in the future. So do what you can before and during the reins.
Amen.
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